A young man who out of work and homeless decided that he was going to rob a bank.
He chose a small sub branch many miles from home and spent many days watching the comings and goings of the staff. Then late on a dark moonless night he picked the lock on the back door of the bank without difficulty.
He crept through the bank to the place where he knew the safe stood. Then his troubles began. As he was trying to pick the safe lock he set off the burglar alarm. But his preparation paid off as he had brought along a small trolley in case he needed to carry the safe. He quickly loaded up the safe and wheeled it out to his car.
He drove to a friends house and told him the problem about the safe and having no home. He asked his friend, if he gave him some of the loot, could he look after the safe.
His friend replied:- You can rest assured, Your safe is secret with me!
